Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Sardar: I think that girl is deaf...
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
Sardar: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- “1 Miss Call".
Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"
Sardar got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"
Sardarji replied:
"I Mr YOU" !!.
Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Sardar: 3 Months Ago
Dr : Wat were u doing till now?
Sardar: We were using duplicate key
Dr: So why did you come today?
Sardar: We lost the duplicate key!!
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Friday, April 10, 2009
HOW TO REDUCE STRESS
1. Be religious
2. Go to bed on time.
3. Get up on time so you can start the day unrushed.
4. Say No, to projects that won't fit into your time schedule, or that will compromise your mental health.
5. Delegate tasks to capable others.
6. Simplify and unclutter your life.
7. Less is more. (Although one is often not enough, two are often too many.)
8. Allow extra time to do things and to get to places.
9. Pace yourself. Spread out big changes and difficult projects over time; don't lump the hard things all together.
10. Take one day at a time.
11. Separate worries from concerns. If a situation is a concern, find out what future would have you to do and let go of the anxiety. If you can't do anything about a situation, forget it.
12. Live within your budget; don't use credit cards for ordinary purchases.
13. Have backups; an extra car key in your wallet, an extra house key buried in the garden, extra stamps, etc.,
14. K.M.S. (Keep Mouth Shut). This single piece of advice can prevent an enormous amount of trouble.
15. Do something for the Kid in You everyday.
16. Carry a something with you to read while waiting in line.
17. Get enough exercise.
18. Eat right.
19. Get organized so everything has its place.
20. While driving, listen to a tape that can help improve your quality of life.
21. Write thoughts and inspirations down.
22. Every day, find time to be alone.
23. Having problems? Talk to friends on the spot. Try to nip small problems in the bud. Don't wait until it's time to go to bed to try and pray.
24. Make friends with Godly people.
25. Keep a folder of favorite scriptures on hand.
26. Remember that the shortest bridge between despair and hope is often a good "Thank you!"
27. Laugh.
28. Laugh some more!
29. Take your work seriously, but yourself not at all.
30. Develop a forgiving attitude (most people are doing the best they can).
31. Be kind to unkind people (they probably need it the most).
32. Sit on your ego.
33. Talk less; listen more.
34. Slow down.
35. Remind yourself that you are not the general manager of the universe.
36. Every night before bed, think of one thing you're grateful for that you've never been grateful for before.
There is A WAY OF TURNING THINGS AROUND FOR YOU.
Have A Happy Day!
2. Go to bed on time.
3. Get up on time so you can start the day unrushed.
4. Say No, to projects that won't fit into your time schedule, or that will compromise your mental health.
5. Delegate tasks to capable others.
6. Simplify and unclutter your life.
7. Less is more. (Although one is often not enough, two are often too many.)
8. Allow extra time to do things and to get to places.
9. Pace yourself. Spread out big changes and difficult projects over time; don't lump the hard things all together.
10. Take one day at a time.
11. Separate worries from concerns. If a situation is a concern, find out what future would have you to do and let go of the anxiety. If you can't do anything about a situation, forget it.
12. Live within your budget; don't use credit cards for ordinary purchases.
13. Have backups; an extra car key in your wallet, an extra house key buried in the garden, extra stamps, etc.,
14. K.M.S. (Keep Mouth Shut). This single piece of advice can prevent an enormous amount of trouble.
15. Do something for the Kid in You everyday.
16. Carry a something with you to read while waiting in line.
17. Get enough exercise.
18. Eat right.
19. Get organized so everything has its place.
20. While driving, listen to a tape that can help improve your quality of life.
21. Write thoughts and inspirations down.
22. Every day, find time to be alone.
23. Having problems? Talk to friends on the spot. Try to nip small problems in the bud. Don't wait until it's time to go to bed to try and pray.
24. Make friends with Godly people.
25. Keep a folder of favorite scriptures on hand.
26. Remember that the shortest bridge between despair and hope is often a good "Thank you!"
27. Laugh.
28. Laugh some more!
29. Take your work seriously, but yourself not at all.
30. Develop a forgiving attitude (most people are doing the best they can).
31. Be kind to unkind people (they probably need it the most).
32. Sit on your ego.
33. Talk less; listen more.
34. Slow down.
35. Remind yourself that you are not the general manager of the universe.
36. Every night before bed, think of one thing you're grateful for that you've never been grateful for before.
There is A WAY OF TURNING THINGS AROUND FOR YOU.
Have A Happy Day!
Check your serial number
To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone
* # 0 6 #
A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe.When your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody did this, there would be no point in stealing mobile phones.
* # 0 6 #
A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe.When your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody did this, there would be no point in stealing mobile phones.
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Funnnnnnnnnnnnn
English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor"
Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,
"NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!
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"FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES"
Do u want a documentary proof ??
Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U'll find all friends behind u !!!
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Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is Respect
At her LIPS is Love
CHEEKis Heroism
NECK is Lust
BUT KISSING HER IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND IS BRAVERY
Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,
"NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES"
Do u want a documentary proof ??
Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U'll find all friends behind u !!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is Respect
At her LIPS is Love
CHEEKis Heroism
NECK is Lust
BUT KISSING HER IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND IS BRAVERY
AMDA IN MEDICAL SCHOOL...
Amda applied to a Medical School.
These were his answers in the MTT (Medical Terms Test) : -
Antibody - against everyone
Artery - the study of fine paintings
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria
Benign - what you be after you be eight
Bowel - letters like a, e, i, o, u
Caesarian Section - a district in Rome
Cardiology - advanced study of Poker playing
Cat Scan - searching for lost kitty
Chronic - neck of a crow
Coma - punctuation mark
Cortisone - area around local court
Cyst - short for sister
Diagnosis - person with slanted nose
Dilate - the late British Princess Diana
Dislocation - this is the place
Duodenum - couple in blue jeans
Enema - not a friend
False Labour - pretending to work
Genes - blue denim
Groin - to mash to a pulp/smile
Hernia - she is close by
Hymen - greetings to several males
Impotent - distinguished/well-known
Labour Pain - hurt at work
Lactose - people without feet
Lymph - walk unsteadily
Microbes - small dressing gowns
Obesity - City of Obe
Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize
Protein - in favor of teens
Pulse - grain
Pus - small cat
Red Blood Count - Dracula
Rupture - Ecstasy
Secretion - hiding anything
Subcutaneous - not cute enough
Tablet - small table
Tumor - extra pair
Ultrasound - radical noise
Urine - opposite of you're out
Varicose ; - very close
Vas Deferens - extremely different
Vein - at what time?
Vitreous Humor - both witty & funny
These were his answers in the MTT (Medical Terms Test) : -
Antibody - against everyone
Artery - the study of fine paintings
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria
Benign - what you be after you be eight
Bowel - letters like a, e, i, o, u
Caesarian Section - a district in Rome
Cardiology - advanced study of Poker playing
Cat Scan - searching for lost kitty
Chronic - neck of a crow
Coma - punctuation mark
Cortisone - area around local court
Cyst - short for sister
Diagnosis - person with slanted nose
Dilate - the late British Princess Diana
Dislocation - this is the place
Duodenum - couple in blue jeans
Enema - not a friend
False Labour - pretending to work
Genes - blue denim
Groin - to mash to a pulp/smile
Hernia - she is close by
Hymen - greetings to several males
Impotent - distinguished/well-known
Labour Pain - hurt at work
Lactose - people without feet
Lymph - walk unsteadily
Microbes - small dressing gowns
Obesity - City of Obe
Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize
Protein - in favor of teens
Pulse - grain
Pus - small cat
Red Blood Count - Dracula
Rupture - Ecstasy
Secretion - hiding anything
Subcutaneous - not cute enough
Tablet - small table
Tumor - extra pair
Ultrasound - radical noise
Urine - opposite of you're out
Varicose ; - very close
Vas Deferens - extremely different
Vein - at what time?
Vitreous Humor - both witty & funny
NEW OFFICE POLICY
Dress Code:
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work .
Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.
Bereavement Leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.
Bathroom Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin boa rd under the 'Chronic Offenders'category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy.
Lunch Break: (Love this one)
* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints,
frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
The Management
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work .
Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.
Bereavement Leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.
Bathroom Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin boa rd under the 'Chronic Offenders'category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy.
Lunch Break: (Love this one)
* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints,
frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
The Management
A positive force
Today, you can be a positive force in a negative world.
Today, you have the opportunity to truly make a difference.
When you come across greed, incompetence, disrespect,
despair, or injustice, don't simply get angry or frustrated.
Instead, get busy.
Get busy thinking of what specific steps you can take to
make it better. Then get busy committing yourself and taking
those steps.
You can't do anything to prevent what has already happened.
Yet you can do much, in your own way, to make your corner of
the world a more peaceful, loving, creative, intelligent and
caring place.
When you're tempted to curse the negativity that's all
around you, stop and remember that your cursing will do
little good. Rather than focusing on what's wrong, step
forward and do something that's overwhelmingly right.
Improve your corner of the world, and that corner will grow
more positively influential. Keep on being a positive force,
and little by little, you can create a great and wonderful
transformation.
Today, you have the opportunity to truly make a difference.
When you come across greed, incompetence, disrespect,
despair, or injustice, don't simply get angry or frustrated.
Instead, get busy.
Get busy thinking of what specific steps you can take to
make it better. Then get busy committing yourself and taking
those steps.
You can't do anything to prevent what has already happened.
Yet you can do much, in your own way, to make your corner of
the world a more peaceful, loving, creative, intelligent and
caring place.
When you're tempted to curse the negativity that's all
around you, stop and remember that your cursing will do
little good. Rather than focusing on what's wrong, step
forward and do something that's overwhelmingly right.
Improve your corner of the world, and that corner will grow
more positively influential. Keep on being a positive force,
and little by little, you can create a great and wonderful
transformation.
ROMANTIC MATH
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot
and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
and not try understand her at all.
MEMORY
Any married man should forget his mistakes,
there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
APPEARANCE
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate through the night.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot
and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
and not try understand her at all.
MEMORY
Any married man should forget his mistakes,
there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
APPEARANCE
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate through the night.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
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1. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day. And while you walk, smile.
2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
3. Sleep for 7 hours.
4. Live with the 3E's - Energy, Enthusiasm & Empathy.
5. Play more games.
6. Read more books than you did in 2007.
7. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, and prayer. They provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives.
8. Spend time with people over the age of seventy & under the age of six.
9. Dream more while you are awake.
10. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
11. Drink plenty of water.
12. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
13. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.
14. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
15. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
16. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra
class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
17. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
18. Smile and laugh more.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
20. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
21. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
22. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
23. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about. Don't compare your partner with others.
24. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
25. Forgive everyone for everything.
26.. What other people think of you is none of your business.
27. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
28. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
29. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
30. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
31. The best is yet to come.
32. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
33. Do the right thing!
34. Call your family often.
35. Your inner most is always happy. So be happy.
36. Each day give something good to others.
37. Don't over do. Keep your limits.
2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
3. Sleep for 7 hours.
4. Live with the 3E's - Energy, Enthusiasm & Empathy.
5. Play more games.
6. Read more books than you did in 2007.
7. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, and prayer. They provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives.
8. Spend time with people over the age of seventy & under the age of six.
9. Dream more while you are awake.
10. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
11. Drink plenty of water.
12. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
13. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.
14. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
15. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
16. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra
class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
17. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
18. Smile and laugh more.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
20. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
21. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
22. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
23. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about. Don't compare your partner with others.
24. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
25. Forgive everyone for everything.
26.. What other people think of you is none of your business.
27. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
28. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
29. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
30. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
31. The best is yet to come.
32. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
33. Do the right thing!
34. Call your family often.
35. Your inner most is always happy. So be happy.
36. Each day give something good to others.
37. Don't over do. Keep your limits.
~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wisdom~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Knowledge is what you know about some particular thing or another. Wisdom is what you know about all that is.
Facts and concepts exist in your mind. Wisdom exists in all that you are.
When faced with a decision, your thoughts will take you only so far. After reaching that point, let wisdom guide you.
Wisdom is what you know without the slightest bit of doubt or hesitation. When you act based on wisdom, you act with real confidence and true purpose.
Wisdom is more than merely the memory of a certain set of facts, conditions or circumstances. Wisdom is an awareness of what is, combined with a love of life, of light, of truth.
Wisdom is there for you to discover and nurture in each
moment. Open your mind, your heart, and your spirit to the wisdom that can bring real and lasting value to your world.
Facts and concepts exist in your mind. Wisdom exists in all that you are.
When faced with a decision, your thoughts will take you only so far. After reaching that point, let wisdom guide you.
Wisdom is what you know without the slightest bit of doubt or hesitation. When you act based on wisdom, you act with real confidence and true purpose.
Wisdom is more than merely the memory of a certain set of facts, conditions or circumstances. Wisdom is an awareness of what is, combined with a love of life, of light, of truth.
Wisdom is there for you to discover and nurture in each
moment. Open your mind, your heart, and your spirit to the wisdom that can bring real and lasting value to your world.
Friday, March 27, 2009
Some Things about gals u wont ever understand
1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to
confirm that.
2. the nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!
3. The more the makeup, worse the looks...
4. "95% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 5% would
always be around you...
5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.
6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will let you
know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed to some one
else
7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends with
you.
8. Theory of relativity.. ....
The more u run towards a hot chick....the more she goes away from u...
9. Rule 1:
Even if you got her out alone... just when you are about to let her
know
about your feelings...she will spot a long lost friend
Corollary to rule 1:
The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private
chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a
handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1
Axiom 1:
The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before
things work out, but ultimately it will (some smile for the guys)
10. the day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you will be
the day when-
1. You are dressed badly
2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life
3. Have a bad hair day
11. all the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go around
with u and ruin ur money,health and leave u a total wreck.
confirm that.
2. the nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!
3. The more the makeup, worse the looks...
4. "95% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 5% would
always be around you...
5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.
6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will let you
know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed to some one
else
7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends with
you.
8. Theory of relativity.. ....
The more u run towards a hot chick....the more she goes away from u...
9. Rule 1:
Even if you got her out alone... just when you are about to let her
know
about your feelings...she will spot a long lost friend
Corollary to rule 1:
The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private
chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a
handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1
Axiom 1:
The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before
things work out, but ultimately it will (some smile for the guys)
10. the day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you will be
the day when-
1. You are dressed badly
2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life
3. Have a bad hair day
11. all the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go around
with u and ruin ur money,health and leave u a total wreck.
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Films for 2009.
List of films for 2009.
JANUARY 2009
1st - Armoured (Action, Crime, Drama - Eric bana)
2nd - The Reader (Drama, History, Romance, Thriller, War - Kate Winslet, Ralph Fiennes)
2nd - The Spirit (Frank Miller - Johansson, Sam.L.Jackson, Eva Mendes)
9th - Defiance (Drama, War - Daniel Craig, Liev Schreiber)
9th - Bride Wars (Comedy, Romance - Anne Hathaway, Kate Hudson)
9th - Frost/nixon (Michael Sheen, Frank Langella, kevin bacon)
9th - Slumdog millionare (Skins’ Dev Patel)
9th - Not Easily broken (Drama - Morris Chestnut, Maeve Quinlan)
16th - Milk (Biography, Drama - Sean Penn, Emile Hirsch, Josh Brolin)
16th - Seven Pounds (Will Smith, Rosario Dawson’s)
16th - The Wrestler (Mickey Rourke)
16th - They Came From Upstairs (adventure/fantasy)
16th - The Brothers Bloom (Adventure, Comedy, Crime, Drama, Romance - Rachel Weisz, Robbie Coltrane)
16th - My Bloody valentine 3D (Horror, Thriller - Jensen Ackles, Jaime King)
23rd - Inkheart (Adventure, Family, Fantasy) (Brendan Fraser, Sienna Guillory)
23rd - Underworld 3: The Rise of the Lycans (Action, Fantasy, Horror, Thriller - Michael Sheen, Rhona Mitra, Bill Nighy)
23rd - Last Chance harvey (Drama, Romance - Dustin Hoffman, Emma Thompson)
23rd - killshot (Action, Drama, Thriller - Mickey Rourke, Diane Lane)
23rd - Outlander (limited u.s release)(Action | Adventure | Sci-Fi) 24th April U.K release!
29th - (29th Release date for russia) New in Town (Comedy, Romance - Renée Zellweger, Harry Connick Jr.)
30th - Nick And Norah’s Infinite Playlist (Comedy - Michael Cera, Kat Dennings)
30th - revolutionary Road (Drama, Romance - Kathy Bates, John Behlmann)
FEBRUARY 2009
6th - FanBoys (Adventure, Comedy, Crime, Drama - Carrie Fisher, Sam Huntington) "Star Wars" fans travel to Skywalker Ranch to steal an early copy of "Episode I: The Phantom Menace".
6th - He's Just Not That Into You (Comedy - Ginnifer Goodwin, Jennifer Aniston )
6th - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (Drama, Fantasy, Mystery, Romance - Brad Pitt, Cate Blanchett)
6th - Doubt (Drama, Mystery - Meryl Streep, Philip Seymour Hoffman)
6th - Push (Action - Dakota Fanning, Camilla Belle, Chris Evans, Djimon Hounsou)
6th - Vicky Cristina Barcelona (Woddy allen Comedy, Drama, Romance - Rebecca Hall, Scarlett Johansson)
13th - Under the Sea 3D (Documentary)
13th - Pink Panther 2 (Comedy - Steve Martin, Jean Reno, Andy Garcia, john cleese)
13th - Nutorious (Biography, Drama, Music - Angela Bassett, Anthony Mackie, Jamal Woolard As... Notorious B.I.G. )
13th - Friday the 13th
13th - hotel For Dogs (Comedy - Don Cheadle, Lisa Kudrow, Emma Roberts)
20th - Madea Goes to Jail (Comedy - Keshia Knight Pulliam, Vanessa Ferlito)
20th - The International (Clive Owen, Naomi Watts - action/thriller Interpol)
20th - Gran Torino (Drama - Clint Eastwood’s)
20th - Confessions of a Shopaholic (Comedy, Romance - Isla Fisher, Hugh Dancy)
27th - Hamlet 2 (Comedy - Steve Coogan)
27th - brothers (Drama, War - Tobey Maguire, Jake Gyllenhaal)
27th - Paul Blart: Mall Cop (Comedy - Kevin James, Paul Blart, Keir O'Donnell)
27th - Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi, Thriller - Michael Clarke Duncan, Kristin Kreuk, Moon Bloodgood)
27th - The Unborn (Horror, Thriller - Gary Oldman, Odette Yustman)
MARCH 2009
6th - All About Steve (Comedy - Sandra Bullock, Thomas Haden Church)
6th - Watchmen (sci-fi/action)
12th - Nothing but the Truth (Drama, Thriller - Alan Alda, Kate Beckinsale, Preston Bailey)
13th - The Last house on the left (Horror | Thriller)(Sara Paxton, Monica Potter) Wes Craven and Sean Cunningham revisit their landmark film that launched Craven’s directing career and influenced decades of horror films to follow:
13th - Marley And Me (Family, comedy - Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson)
13th - The International (Drama, action - Clive Owen, Naomi Watts)
20th - Duplicity (thriller - Julia Roberts, Clive Owen)
20th - Lesbian vampire killers, (comedy - matthew horne, james corden)
20th - Duplicity (Thriller - Clive Owen, Julia Roberts)
20th - Obsessed (Drama, Horror, Thriller - Beyoncé Knowles, Idris Elba)
27th - Dance Flick (Action, Comedy - Chelsea Makela, Brennan Hillard)
27th - Knowing (Drama, Thriller - Nicolas Cage, Rose Byrne)
27th - Adventureland (Comedy - Jesse Eisenberg, Kristen Stewart)
APRIL 2009
2nd - Sunshine Cleaning (Comedy, Crime - Amy Adams, Emily Blunt)
3rd - Fast & furious 4 (Action - Vin Deisel is back) (U.K 10th april)
3rd - Youth in Revolt (Comedy, Drama, Romance - Ray Liotta, Michael Cera, Justin Long)
3rd - Monsters vs Aliens (DreamWorks animation)
3rd - The Lovely Bones (Drama - Rachel Weisz, Mark Wahlberg)
3rd - The WolfMan (horror/thriller - Anthony Hopkins, Benicio del Toro)
8th - Green Zone OR Imperial Life in the Emerald City (War, Drama - Matt damon) -- (released in France 8th april no date for U.K or U.S)
10th - Dragonball (Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Thriller - Justin Chatwin, Joon Park)
10th - Case 39 (horror/thriller - Renee Zellweger)
10th - Race to Witch Mountain (Adventure, Comedy, Sci-Fi, Thriller - Carla Gugino, Dwayne Johnson)
17th - Crank 2: High Voltage (Action - Jason Statham, Amy Smart)
17th - State of Play (crime, Drama, Thriller - Rachel McAdams, Ben Affleck, Russell Crowe)
17th - Case 39 (Horror, Thriller - Renée Zellweger)
17th - 17 again (Comedy - Matthew Perry, Zac Efron, Leslie Mann)
24th - The Goods: The Don Ready Story (Comedy - Jeremy Piven, James Brolin, Ving Rhames)
24th - The Soloist (Biography, Drama, Music - Robert Downey Jr. Jamie Foxx)
24th - fighting (Action, drama -Channing Tatum, Terrence Howard)
MAY 2009
1st - X-Men Origins: Wolverine (Action, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Thriller - Hugh Jackman, Ryan Reynolds)
1st - Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (Comedy, Romance - Emma Stone, Michael Douglas)
1st - The Boat That Rocked (Comedy - Gemma Arterton, Philip Seymour Hoffman)
8th - Star Trek XI (Simon Pegg’s turn as engineer Scotty)
15th - Hannah montana : The Movie (Comedy, Family, Music - Miley Cyrus, Billy Ray Cyrus, Tyra Banks, Heather Locklear, Dolly Parton)
15th - Coraline (Animation)
15th - Angels & Demons (A prequel to The Da Vinci Code - Ewan McGregor and charisma-filled star Hanks.)
15th - Bruno (Borat follow up)
22nd - Fired Up (Comedy - John Michael Higgins, Sarah Roemer)
22nd - Night at the Museum 2: Escape from the Smithstonian
22nd - Terminator 4 (Christian Bale) (U.S release date)
29th - The Uninvited (Drama, Horror, Thriller - Elizabeth Banks, Emily Browning)
29th - Up (Pixar animation)
29th - Drag me to Hell (Horror - Justin Long, Alison Lohman)
29th - Bruno (Comedy - Sacha Baron Cohen is back with another of his mad characters. This time it’s Ali G Show refugee Bruno)
JUNE 2009
5th - Terminator Salvation (Action, thriller - Christian Bale)(U.K release date)
5th - The Hangover (Comedy - Heather Graham, Bradley Cooper, Jeffrey Tambor As Sid Garner (rumored) )
12th - The A Team
12th - Nowhereland (Comedy - Eddie Murphy)
19th - Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
19th - I Love You, Man (Comedy - Paul rudd, Jason Segel)
26th - Transformers 2 Revenge Of The Fallen (Action)
26th - My Sister's Keeper (Drama - Cameron Diaz, Alec Baldwin )
JULY 2009
1st - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (Animation)
3rd - Public Enemies (Gangster, Action - Johnny Depp)
10th - 2012 (Roland Emmerich film)
10th - I Love You, Beth Cooper (Comedy - Hayden Panettiere, Lauren London)
17th - Harry potter and the half blood prince
17th - Land of the Lost (comedy - Will Ferrell)
24th - The Year One (Adventure, Comedy - Jack Black, Michael Cera)
24th - G-Force (action/adv.fanatsy - Nicholas Cage, Penelope Cruz as voices)
24th - Piranha 3D
24th - Planet 51 (animation)
31st - The Taking of Pelham 123 (thriller - Denzel, Travolta)
31st - Funny People (Comedy - Adam sandler, Seth Rogen, Leslie Mann and Jonah Hill)
AUGUST 2009
7th - Land of the Lost (Comedy - Will Ferrell, Anna Friel, Danny McBride)
7th - The Taking of Pelham 123 (Action - Denzel Washington, John Travolta)
7th - Julie and Julia (Biography, Drama - Meryl Streep, Jane Lynch, Amy Adams)
7th - The Proposal (Comedy, Romance - Sandra Bullock, Ryan Reynolds)
14th - G.I.Joe (action - Joseph Gordon Levitt, Sienna Miller, Dennis Quaid, Christopher Eccleston)
14th - District 9 (sci-fi)
15th - Wild Child (Drama, Romance - Emma Roberts, Lexi Ainsworth)
19th - Cirque du Freak (Action, Adventure, Family, Fantasy, Horror, Thriller - Ray Stevenson, John C. Reilly, Willem Dafoe)
21st - Final Destination 4 (Action, thriller - Krista Allen, Nick Zano, Richard T. Jones)
SEPTEMBER 2009
18th - Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (Animation, Family - Voices of Mr. T, Anna Faris, Bruce Campbell, Bill Hader)
18th - The Informant (Comedy, Crime, Drama, Thriller -Matt Damon, Melanie Lynskey, Scott Bakula)
OCTOBER 2009
2nd - Shutter Island (thriller - Di Caprio, Kingsley, Mark Ruffalo)
9th - Armored (Drama, Thriller - Matt Dillon, Laurence Fishburne)
16th - G-Force (Action, Adventure, Fantasy - Nicolas Cage, Penélope Cruz)
23rd - Fantastic Mr Fox (Animation - voices, including George Clooney, Cate Blanchett and regulars Jason Schwartzman and Bill Murray.)
23rd - Shutter Island (Drama, Mystery, Thriller - Leonardo DiCaprio, Ben Kingsley, Mark Ruffalo)
NOVEMBER 2009
13th - A Christmas Carol 3D (Family - Jim Carrey playing Scrooge plus all three ghosts and Gary Oldman will play both Bob Cratchit, and his son, Tiny Tim, bob hoskins)
20th - Sherlock Holmes (Drama, thriller - Robert Downey Jr. Jude Law, Mark Strong)
25th - Old Dogs (Comedy - John Travolta, Seth Green, Robin Williams, Bernie Mac, Kelly Preston, Matt Dillon, Lori Loughlin, Dax Shepard, Rita Wilson, Alexa Havins )
?? - The Lovely Bones (Drama, Horror, Thriller - Mark Wahlberg, Rachel Weisz)
DECEMBER 2009
11th - Where The Wild Things Are (Family - Catherine Keener)
18th - Avatar
25th X-Mas Day - The Princess and the Frog (Animation, Family, Musical - voices from John Goodman, Keith David, Oprah Winfrey, Jim Cummings)
25th - - Alvin and the Chipmunks 2 (Animation, Family - Jason Lee, justin long)
JANUARY 2009
1st - Armoured (Action, Crime, Drama - Eric bana)
2nd - The Reader (Drama, History, Romance, Thriller, War - Kate Winslet, Ralph Fiennes)
2nd - The Spirit (Frank Miller - Johansson, Sam.L.Jackson, Eva Mendes)
9th - Defiance (Drama, War - Daniel Craig, Liev Schreiber)
9th - Bride Wars (Comedy, Romance - Anne Hathaway, Kate Hudson)
9th - Frost/nixon (Michael Sheen, Frank Langella, kevin bacon)
9th - Slumdog millionare (Skins’ Dev Patel)
9th - Not Easily broken (Drama - Morris Chestnut, Maeve Quinlan)
16th - Milk (Biography, Drama - Sean Penn, Emile Hirsch, Josh Brolin)
16th - Seven Pounds (Will Smith, Rosario Dawson’s)
16th - The Wrestler (Mickey Rourke)
16th - They Came From Upstairs (adventure/fantasy)
16th - The Brothers Bloom (Adventure, Comedy, Crime, Drama, Romance - Rachel Weisz, Robbie Coltrane)
16th - My Bloody valentine 3D (Horror, Thriller - Jensen Ackles, Jaime King)
23rd - Inkheart (Adventure, Family, Fantasy) (Brendan Fraser, Sienna Guillory)
23rd - Underworld 3: The Rise of the Lycans (Action, Fantasy, Horror, Thriller - Michael Sheen, Rhona Mitra, Bill Nighy)
23rd - Last Chance harvey (Drama, Romance - Dustin Hoffman, Emma Thompson)
23rd - killshot (Action, Drama, Thriller - Mickey Rourke, Diane Lane)
23rd - Outlander (limited u.s release)(Action | Adventure | Sci-Fi) 24th April U.K release!
29th - (29th Release date for russia) New in Town (Comedy, Romance - Renée Zellweger, Harry Connick Jr.)
30th - Nick And Norah’s Infinite Playlist (Comedy - Michael Cera, Kat Dennings)
30th - revolutionary Road (Drama, Romance - Kathy Bates, John Behlmann)
FEBRUARY 2009
6th - FanBoys (Adventure, Comedy, Crime, Drama - Carrie Fisher, Sam Huntington) "Star Wars" fans travel to Skywalker Ranch to steal an early copy of "Episode I: The Phantom Menace".
6th - He's Just Not That Into You (Comedy - Ginnifer Goodwin, Jennifer Aniston )
6th - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (Drama, Fantasy, Mystery, Romance - Brad Pitt, Cate Blanchett)
6th - Doubt (Drama, Mystery - Meryl Streep, Philip Seymour Hoffman)
6th - Push (Action - Dakota Fanning, Camilla Belle, Chris Evans, Djimon Hounsou)
6th - Vicky Cristina Barcelona (Woddy allen Comedy, Drama, Romance - Rebecca Hall, Scarlett Johansson)
13th - Under the Sea 3D (Documentary)
13th - Pink Panther 2 (Comedy - Steve Martin, Jean Reno, Andy Garcia, john cleese)
13th - Nutorious (Biography, Drama, Music - Angela Bassett, Anthony Mackie, Jamal Woolard As... Notorious B.I.G. )
13th - Friday the 13th
13th - hotel For Dogs (Comedy - Don Cheadle, Lisa Kudrow, Emma Roberts)
20th - Madea Goes to Jail (Comedy - Keshia Knight Pulliam, Vanessa Ferlito)
20th - The International (Clive Owen, Naomi Watts - action/thriller Interpol)
20th - Gran Torino (Drama - Clint Eastwood’s)
20th - Confessions of a Shopaholic (Comedy, Romance - Isla Fisher, Hugh Dancy)
27th - Hamlet 2 (Comedy - Steve Coogan)
27th - brothers (Drama, War - Tobey Maguire, Jake Gyllenhaal)
27th - Paul Blart: Mall Cop (Comedy - Kevin James, Paul Blart, Keir O'Donnell)
27th - Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi, Thriller - Michael Clarke Duncan, Kristin Kreuk, Moon Bloodgood)
27th - The Unborn (Horror, Thriller - Gary Oldman, Odette Yustman)
MARCH 2009
6th - All About Steve (Comedy - Sandra Bullock, Thomas Haden Church)
6th - Watchmen (sci-fi/action)
12th - Nothing but the Truth (Drama, Thriller - Alan Alda, Kate Beckinsale, Preston Bailey)
13th - The Last house on the left (Horror | Thriller)(Sara Paxton, Monica Potter) Wes Craven and Sean Cunningham revisit their landmark film that launched Craven’s directing career and influenced decades of horror films to follow:
13th - Marley And Me (Family, comedy - Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson)
13th - The International (Drama, action - Clive Owen, Naomi Watts)
20th - Duplicity (thriller - Julia Roberts, Clive Owen)
20th - Lesbian vampire killers, (comedy - matthew horne, james corden)
20th - Duplicity (Thriller - Clive Owen, Julia Roberts)
20th - Obsessed (Drama, Horror, Thriller - Beyoncé Knowles, Idris Elba)
27th - Dance Flick (Action, Comedy - Chelsea Makela, Brennan Hillard)
27th - Knowing (Drama, Thriller - Nicolas Cage, Rose Byrne)
27th - Adventureland (Comedy - Jesse Eisenberg, Kristen Stewart)
APRIL 2009
2nd - Sunshine Cleaning (Comedy, Crime - Amy Adams, Emily Blunt)
3rd - Fast & furious 4 (Action - Vin Deisel is back) (U.K 10th april)
3rd - Youth in Revolt (Comedy, Drama, Romance - Ray Liotta, Michael Cera, Justin Long)
3rd - Monsters vs Aliens (DreamWorks animation)
3rd - The Lovely Bones (Drama - Rachel Weisz, Mark Wahlberg)
3rd - The WolfMan (horror/thriller - Anthony Hopkins, Benicio del Toro)
8th - Green Zone OR Imperial Life in the Emerald City (War, Drama - Matt damon) -- (released in France 8th april no date for U.K or U.S)
10th - Dragonball (Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Thriller - Justin Chatwin, Joon Park)
10th - Case 39 (horror/thriller - Renee Zellweger)
10th - Race to Witch Mountain (Adventure, Comedy, Sci-Fi, Thriller - Carla Gugino, Dwayne Johnson)
17th - Crank 2: High Voltage (Action - Jason Statham, Amy Smart)
17th - State of Play (crime, Drama, Thriller - Rachel McAdams, Ben Affleck, Russell Crowe)
17th - Case 39 (Horror, Thriller - Renée Zellweger)
17th - 17 again (Comedy - Matthew Perry, Zac Efron, Leslie Mann)
24th - The Goods: The Don Ready Story (Comedy - Jeremy Piven, James Brolin, Ving Rhames)
24th - The Soloist (Biography, Drama, Music - Robert Downey Jr. Jamie Foxx)
24th - fighting (Action, drama -Channing Tatum, Terrence Howard)
MAY 2009
1st - X-Men Origins: Wolverine (Action, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Thriller - Hugh Jackman, Ryan Reynolds)
1st - Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (Comedy, Romance - Emma Stone, Michael Douglas)
1st - The Boat That Rocked (Comedy - Gemma Arterton, Philip Seymour Hoffman)
8th - Star Trek XI (Simon Pegg’s turn as engineer Scotty)
15th - Hannah montana : The Movie (Comedy, Family, Music - Miley Cyrus, Billy Ray Cyrus, Tyra Banks, Heather Locklear, Dolly Parton)
15th - Coraline (Animation)
15th - Angels & Demons (A prequel to The Da Vinci Code - Ewan McGregor and charisma-filled star Hanks.)
15th - Bruno (Borat follow up)
22nd - Fired Up (Comedy - John Michael Higgins, Sarah Roemer)
22nd - Night at the Museum 2: Escape from the Smithstonian
22nd - Terminator 4 (Christian Bale) (U.S release date)
29th - The Uninvited (Drama, Horror, Thriller - Elizabeth Banks, Emily Browning)
29th - Up (Pixar animation)
29th - Drag me to Hell (Horror - Justin Long, Alison Lohman)
29th - Bruno (Comedy - Sacha Baron Cohen is back with another of his mad characters. This time it’s Ali G Show refugee Bruno)
JUNE 2009
5th - Terminator Salvation (Action, thriller - Christian Bale)(U.K release date)
5th - The Hangover (Comedy - Heather Graham, Bradley Cooper, Jeffrey Tambor As Sid Garner (rumored) )
12th - The A Team
12th - Nowhereland (Comedy - Eddie Murphy)
19th - Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
19th - I Love You, Man (Comedy - Paul rudd, Jason Segel)
26th - Transformers 2 Revenge Of The Fallen (Action)
26th - My Sister's Keeper (Drama - Cameron Diaz, Alec Baldwin )
JULY 2009
1st - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (Animation)
3rd - Public Enemies (Gangster, Action - Johnny Depp)
10th - 2012 (Roland Emmerich film)
10th - I Love You, Beth Cooper (Comedy - Hayden Panettiere, Lauren London)
17th - Harry potter and the half blood prince
17th - Land of the Lost (comedy - Will Ferrell)
24th - The Year One (Adventure, Comedy - Jack Black, Michael Cera)
24th - G-Force (action/adv.fanatsy - Nicholas Cage, Penelope Cruz as voices)
24th - Piranha 3D
24th - Planet 51 (animation)
31st - The Taking of Pelham 123 (thriller - Denzel, Travolta)
31st - Funny People (Comedy - Adam sandler, Seth Rogen, Leslie Mann and Jonah Hill)
AUGUST 2009
7th - Land of the Lost (Comedy - Will Ferrell, Anna Friel, Danny McBride)
7th - The Taking of Pelham 123 (Action - Denzel Washington, John Travolta)
7th - Julie and Julia (Biography, Drama - Meryl Streep, Jane Lynch, Amy Adams)
7th - The Proposal (Comedy, Romance - Sandra Bullock, Ryan Reynolds)
14th - G.I.Joe (action - Joseph Gordon Levitt, Sienna Miller, Dennis Quaid, Christopher Eccleston)
14th - District 9 (sci-fi)
15th - Wild Child (Drama, Romance - Emma Roberts, Lexi Ainsworth)
19th - Cirque du Freak (Action, Adventure, Family, Fantasy, Horror, Thriller - Ray Stevenson, John C. Reilly, Willem Dafoe)
21st - Final Destination 4 (Action, thriller - Krista Allen, Nick Zano, Richard T. Jones)
SEPTEMBER 2009
18th - Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (Animation, Family - Voices of Mr. T, Anna Faris, Bruce Campbell, Bill Hader)
18th - The Informant (Comedy, Crime, Drama, Thriller -Matt Damon, Melanie Lynskey, Scott Bakula)
OCTOBER 2009
2nd - Shutter Island (thriller - Di Caprio, Kingsley, Mark Ruffalo)
9th - Armored (Drama, Thriller - Matt Dillon, Laurence Fishburne)
16th - G-Force (Action, Adventure, Fantasy - Nicolas Cage, Penélope Cruz)
23rd - Fantastic Mr Fox (Animation - voices, including George Clooney, Cate Blanchett and regulars Jason Schwartzman and Bill Murray.)
23rd - Shutter Island (Drama, Mystery, Thriller - Leonardo DiCaprio, Ben Kingsley, Mark Ruffalo)
NOVEMBER 2009
13th - A Christmas Carol 3D (Family - Jim Carrey playing Scrooge plus all three ghosts and Gary Oldman will play both Bob Cratchit, and his son, Tiny Tim, bob hoskins)
20th - Sherlock Holmes (Drama, thriller - Robert Downey Jr. Jude Law, Mark Strong)
25th - Old Dogs (Comedy - John Travolta, Seth Green, Robin Williams, Bernie Mac, Kelly Preston, Matt Dillon, Lori Loughlin, Dax Shepard, Rita Wilson, Alexa Havins )
?? - The Lovely Bones (Drama, Horror, Thriller - Mark Wahlberg, Rachel Weisz)
DECEMBER 2009
11th - Where The Wild Things Are (Family - Catherine Keener)
18th - Avatar
25th X-Mas Day - The Princess and the Frog (Animation, Family, Musical - voices from John Goodman, Keith David, Oprah Winfrey, Jim Cummings)
25th - - Alvin and the Chipmunks 2 (Animation, Family - Jason Lee, justin long)
Saturday, March 14, 2009
100 ways to make someone special smile
01. Call an old friend, just to say hi.
02. Hold a door open for a stranger.
03. Invite someone to lunch.
04. Compliment someone on his or her appearance.
05. Ask a coworker for their opinion on a project.
06. Bring cookies to work.
07. Let someone cut in during rush hour traffic.
08. Leave a waitress or waiter a big tip.
09. Tell a cashier to have a nice day.
10. Call your parents.
11. Let someone know you miss them.
12. Treat someone to a movie.
13. Let a person know you really appreciate them.
14. Visit a retirement center.
15. Take a child to the zoo.
16. Fill up your spouse's car with gas.
17. Surprise someone with a small gift.
18. Leave a thank-you note for the cleaning staff at work.
19. Write a letter to a distant relative.
20. Tell someone you thought about them the other day.
21. Put a dime in a stranger's parking meter before the time expires.
22. Bake a cake for a neighbor.
23. Send someone flowers to where they work.
24. Invite a friend to tea.
25. Recommend a good book to someone.
26. Donate clothing to a charity.
27. Offer an elderly person a ride to where they need to go.
28. Bag your own groceries at the checkout counter.
29. Give blood.
30. Offer free baby-sitting to a friend who's really busy or just needs a break.
31. Help your neighbor rake leaves or shovel snow.
32. Offer your seat to someone when there aren't any left.
33. Help someone with a heavy load.
34. Ask to see a store's manager and comment on the great service.
35. Give your place in line at the grocery store to someone who has only a few items.
36. Hug someone in your family for no reason.
37. Wave to a child in the car next to you.
38. Send a thank-you note to your doctor.
39. Repeat something nice you heard about someone else.
40. Leave a joke on someone's answering machine.
41. Be a mentor or coach to someone.
42. Forgive a loan.
43. Fill up the copier machine with paper after you're done using it.
44. Tell someone you believe in them.
45. Share your umbrella on a rainy day.
46. Welcome new neighbors with flowers or a plant.
47. Offer to watch a friend's home while they're away.
48. Ask someone if they need you to pick up anything while you're out shopping.
49. Ask a child to play a board game, and let them win.
50. Ask an elderly person to tell you about the good old days.
51. During bad weather, plan an indoor picnic with the family.
52. Buy someone a goldfish and bowl.
53. Compliment someone on their cooking and politely ask for a second helping.
54. Dance with someone who hasn't been asked.
55. Tell someone you mentioned them in your prayers.
56. Give children's clothes to another family when your kids outgrow them.
57. Deliver extra vegetables from your garden to the whole neighborhood.
58. Call your spouse just to say, I love you.
59. Call someone's attention to a rainbow or beautiful sunset.
60. Invite someone to go bowling.
61. Figure out someone's half-birthday by adding 182 days,and surprise them with a cake.
62. Ask someone about their children.
63. Tell someone which quality you like most about them.
64. Brush the snow off of the car next to yours.
65. Return your shopping cart to the front of the store.
66. Encourage someone's dream, no matter how big or small it is.
67. Pay for a stranger's cup of coffee without them knowing it.
68. Leave a love letter where your partner will find it.
69. Ask an older person for their advice.
70. Offer to take care of someone's pet while they're away.
71. Tell a child you're proud of them.
72. Visit a sick person, or send them a care package.
73. Join a Big Brother or Sister program.
74. Leave a piece of candy on a coworker's desk.
75. Bring your child to work with you for the afternoon.
76. Give someone a recording of their favorite music.
77. Email a friend some information about a topic they are especially interested in.
78. Give someone a homemade gift.
79. Write a poem for someone.
80. Bake some cookies for your local fire or police department.
81. Organize a neighborhood cleanup and have a barbecue afterwards.
82. Help a child build a birdhouse or similar project.
83. Check in on an old person, just to see if they're okay.
84. Ask for the recipe after you eat over at someone's house.
85. Personally welcome a new employee at work and offer to take them out for lunch.
86. While in a car, ask everyone to buckle up because they are important to you.
87. Let someone else eat the last slice of cake or pizza.
88. Stop and buy a drink from a kid's lemonade stand.
89. Forgive someone when they apologize.
90. Wave to someone looking for a parking space when you're about to leave a shopping center.
91. Send a copy of an old photograph to a childhood friend.
92. Leave a pint of your spouse's favorite flavor of ice cream in the freezer with a bow on it.
93. Do a household chore that is usually done by someone else in the family.
94. Be especially happy for someone when they tell you their good news.
95. Compliment a coworker on their role in a successful project.
96. Give your spouse a spontaneous back rub at the end of the day.
97. Serve someone in your family breakfast in bed.
98. Ask someone if they've lost weight.
99. Make a donation to a charity in someone's honor.
100. Take a child to a children playground.
02. Hold a door open for a stranger.
03. Invite someone to lunch.
04. Compliment someone on his or her appearance.
05. Ask a coworker for their opinion on a project.
06. Bring cookies to work.
07. Let someone cut in during rush hour traffic.
08. Leave a waitress or waiter a big tip.
09. Tell a cashier to have a nice day.
10. Call your parents.
11. Let someone know you miss them.
12. Treat someone to a movie.
13. Let a person know you really appreciate them.
14. Visit a retirement center.
15. Take a child to the zoo.
16. Fill up your spouse's car with gas.
17. Surprise someone with a small gift.
18. Leave a thank-you note for the cleaning staff at work.
19. Write a letter to a distant relative.
20. Tell someone you thought about them the other day.
21. Put a dime in a stranger's parking meter before the time expires.
22. Bake a cake for a neighbor.
23. Send someone flowers to where they work.
24. Invite a friend to tea.
25. Recommend a good book to someone.
26. Donate clothing to a charity.
27. Offer an elderly person a ride to where they need to go.
28. Bag your own groceries at the checkout counter.
29. Give blood.
30. Offer free baby-sitting to a friend who's really busy or just needs a break.
31. Help your neighbor rake leaves or shovel snow.
32. Offer your seat to someone when there aren't any left.
33. Help someone with a heavy load.
34. Ask to see a store's manager and comment on the great service.
35. Give your place in line at the grocery store to someone who has only a few items.
36. Hug someone in your family for no reason.
37. Wave to a child in the car next to you.
38. Send a thank-you note to your doctor.
39. Repeat something nice you heard about someone else.
40. Leave a joke on someone's answering machine.
41. Be a mentor or coach to someone.
42. Forgive a loan.
43. Fill up the copier machine with paper after you're done using it.
44. Tell someone you believe in them.
45. Share your umbrella on a rainy day.
46. Welcome new neighbors with flowers or a plant.
47. Offer to watch a friend's home while they're away.
48. Ask someone if they need you to pick up anything while you're out shopping.
49. Ask a child to play a board game, and let them win.
50. Ask an elderly person to tell you about the good old days.
51. During bad weather, plan an indoor picnic with the family.
52. Buy someone a goldfish and bowl.
53. Compliment someone on their cooking and politely ask for a second helping.
54. Dance with someone who hasn't been asked.
55. Tell someone you mentioned them in your prayers.
56. Give children's clothes to another family when your kids outgrow them.
57. Deliver extra vegetables from your garden to the whole neighborhood.
58. Call your spouse just to say, I love you.
59. Call someone's attention to a rainbow or beautiful sunset.
60. Invite someone to go bowling.
61. Figure out someone's half-birthday by adding 182 days,and surprise them with a cake.
62. Ask someone about their children.
63. Tell someone which quality you like most about them.
64. Brush the snow off of the car next to yours.
65. Return your shopping cart to the front of the store.
66. Encourage someone's dream, no matter how big or small it is.
67. Pay for a stranger's cup of coffee without them knowing it.
68. Leave a love letter where your partner will find it.
69. Ask an older person for their advice.
70. Offer to take care of someone's pet while they're away.
71. Tell a child you're proud of them.
72. Visit a sick person, or send them a care package.
73. Join a Big Brother or Sister program.
74. Leave a piece of candy on a coworker's desk.
75. Bring your child to work with you for the afternoon.
76. Give someone a recording of their favorite music.
77. Email a friend some information about a topic they are especially interested in.
78. Give someone a homemade gift.
79. Write a poem for someone.
80. Bake some cookies for your local fire or police department.
81. Organize a neighborhood cleanup and have a barbecue afterwards.
82. Help a child build a birdhouse or similar project.
83. Check in on an old person, just to see if they're okay.
84. Ask for the recipe after you eat over at someone's house.
85. Personally welcome a new employee at work and offer to take them out for lunch.
86. While in a car, ask everyone to buckle up because they are important to you.
87. Let someone else eat the last slice of cake or pizza.
88. Stop and buy a drink from a kid's lemonade stand.
89. Forgive someone when they apologize.
90. Wave to someone looking for a parking space when you're about to leave a shopping center.
91. Send a copy of an old photograph to a childhood friend.
92. Leave a pint of your spouse's favorite flavor of ice cream in the freezer with a bow on it.
93. Do a household chore that is usually done by someone else in the family.
94. Be especially happy for someone when they tell you their good news.
95. Compliment a coworker on their role in a successful project.
96. Give your spouse a spontaneous back rub at the end of the day.
97. Serve someone in your family breakfast in bed.
98. Ask someone if they've lost weight.
99. Make a donation to a charity in someone's honor.
100. Take a child to a children playground.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
*** 7 Surefire Steps to a Positive Attitude ***
Attitude, as you have heard many times, is every-thing. That theory has been written in thousands of books, spoken to millions of people, and driven deep into your mind. Why? It's true.
Your attitude is your own personal filter for every-thing that happens to you, around you, or within you. What takes place in this world is not as important as how you view it.
You cannot choose what will happen to you. You cannot guarantee success and happiness for yourself. These things are out of your control. You can, however, choose how you feel about these things, about how you respond to these situations.
With a positive attitude, you will have the ability to be happier each and every day, make others around you happier, and live a good life. Below are seven tips that can help you keep your positive attitude going.
1. PUT THINGS IN PERSPECTIVE
When you find yourself getting fed up and your mood is taking a turn for the worse, take a step back and put things into perspective.
Is the stress and frustration really worth it? When you look at the bigger picture, don't they seem a bit insignificant? They should, because nine times out of ten the daily problems we face are not really that important when we take a look at life as a whole.
You are alive, you have food, shelter, and freedom. These things are reason enough to smile when you wake in the morning.
2. HAVE SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO
You are expecting something in the mail. Each day you run to the mail box, filled with excitement and anticipation. And then, finally, it comes!
People love to look forward to things. Some say that anticipation of something happening is better than when it actually happens.
We all have special events that are coming up. Holi-days, birthdays, vacations, weekends, etc. Keeping these in mind will give you something to stay excited about.
3. HELP OTHERS
There is no better way to forget about your worries than to help someone else with theirs. When you take the focus off of yourself, and give your attention to helping people, your attitude will change dramatically.
This tip not only includes helping friends and family, but also volunteering to help those in need whom you may not know. When you give of yourself, you'll receive tenfold in return.
4. TAKE A BREAK
There are times when the only solution is to get away from it all. If you know that you are in a negative mood, or have been in low spirits for some time, take a break. It could be just what you need.
Taking a break can vary from a short trip in your car, to a vacation in the Bahamas. A walk around the block, or a leisurely drive around the neighborhood can also work wonders for your mood and attitude.
5. TALK WITH A POSITIVE FRIEND
Talking things out can help you see the good in a bad situation. Call a friend and tell them about your problem, or just chat about any topic that comes to you. This is a very therapeutic and effective cure to a rough day.
6. LIFE IS SHORT
One thing to always remember is that life is short. The worst thing would be to look back on your days wishing you could have been happier. Now is the time to take a good look at your attitude and make the necessary improvements.
Days, weeks, months, and years have a way of rushing by. Don't let them pass while you are in a negative mood about life. A positive attitude is worth the work, effort, and change that it takes to create it. Look back with no regrets, only happy memories.
7. PEOPLE HAVE DONE MORE WITH LESS
A common cause for a poor attitude is the feeling that you are in a situation that is just too hard to deal with. Perhaps you don't have the job you want, or you may have a boss that drives you crazy. It may even be more serious than that. You may be too young, too old, too tired, too unlucky, etc...
People have done more with less.
Many people from all over the world have overcome obstacles, solved problems, and maintained a positive attitude through the most trying of times. If they can do it, so can you.
The power of a positive attitude is always within your reach. You simply have to extend your hand and grab it. Use the tips above to gain a great attitude, and to make your life happier, healthier, and wealthier
Your attitude is your own personal filter for every-thing that happens to you, around you, or within you. What takes place in this world is not as important as how you view it.
You cannot choose what will happen to you. You cannot guarantee success and happiness for yourself. These things are out of your control. You can, however, choose how you feel about these things, about how you respond to these situations.
With a positive attitude, you will have the ability to be happier each and every day, make others around you happier, and live a good life. Below are seven tips that can help you keep your positive attitude going.
1. PUT THINGS IN PERSPECTIVE
When you find yourself getting fed up and your mood is taking a turn for the worse, take a step back and put things into perspective.
Is the stress and frustration really worth it? When you look at the bigger picture, don't they seem a bit insignificant? They should, because nine times out of ten the daily problems we face are not really that important when we take a look at life as a whole.
You are alive, you have food, shelter, and freedom. These things are reason enough to smile when you wake in the morning.
2. HAVE SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO
You are expecting something in the mail. Each day you run to the mail box, filled with excitement and anticipation. And then, finally, it comes!
People love to look forward to things. Some say that anticipation of something happening is better than when it actually happens.
We all have special events that are coming up. Holi-days, birthdays, vacations, weekends, etc. Keeping these in mind will give you something to stay excited about.
3. HELP OTHERS
There is no better way to forget about your worries than to help someone else with theirs. When you take the focus off of yourself, and give your attention to helping people, your attitude will change dramatically.
This tip not only includes helping friends and family, but also volunteering to help those in need whom you may not know. When you give of yourself, you'll receive tenfold in return.
4. TAKE A BREAK
There are times when the only solution is to get away from it all. If you know that you are in a negative mood, or have been in low spirits for some time, take a break. It could be just what you need.
Taking a break can vary from a short trip in your car, to a vacation in the Bahamas. A walk around the block, or a leisurely drive around the neighborhood can also work wonders for your mood and attitude.
5. TALK WITH A POSITIVE FRIEND
Talking things out can help you see the good in a bad situation. Call a friend and tell them about your problem, or just chat about any topic that comes to you. This is a very therapeutic and effective cure to a rough day.
6. LIFE IS SHORT
One thing to always remember is that life is short. The worst thing would be to look back on your days wishing you could have been happier. Now is the time to take a good look at your attitude and make the necessary improvements.
Days, weeks, months, and years have a way of rushing by. Don't let them pass while you are in a negative mood about life. A positive attitude is worth the work, effort, and change that it takes to create it. Look back with no regrets, only happy memories.
7. PEOPLE HAVE DONE MORE WITH LESS
A common cause for a poor attitude is the feeling that you are in a situation that is just too hard to deal with. Perhaps you don't have the job you want, or you may have a boss that drives you crazy. It may even be more serious than that. You may be too young, too old, too tired, too unlucky, etc...
People have done more with less.
Many people from all over the world have overcome obstacles, solved problems, and maintained a positive attitude through the most trying of times. If they can do it, so can you.
The power of a positive attitude is always within your reach. You simply have to extend your hand and grab it. Use the tips above to gain a great attitude, and to make your life happier, healthier, and wealthier
~~~ Tongue-twisters ~~~
1.If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand".How do I understand that you understand? Understand!
2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
3.Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.
4.A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.
5.Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People
6.If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
7.I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
8.Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"
9.Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.
10.SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES
11.The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
12.If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"
13.We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.
14.Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
15.A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue
16.If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.
17.Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.....
2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
3.Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.
4.A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.
5.Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People
6.If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
7.I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
8.Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"
9.Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.
10.SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES
11.The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
12.If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"
13.We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.
14.Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
15.A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue
16.If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.
17.Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.....
TIPS TO CONTROL YOUR TEMPER / ANGER
If you find that your angry outbursts are negatively affecting your relationships with family, friends, co-workers and even complete strangers, it's probably time to change the way you express your anger.
Here are some tips to get your anger under control :
Take a "time out." Count to 10 before reacting or leave the situation altogether.
Do something physically exerting. Physical activity can provide an outlet for your emotions, especially if you're about to erupt. Go for a walk or a run, swim, lift weights or shoot baskets, for example.
Find ways to calm and soothe yourself. Practice deep-breathing exercises, visualize a relaxing scene, or repeat a calming word or phrase to yourself, such as "take it easy." You can also listen to music, paint, journal or do yoga.
Express your anger as soon as possible so that you aren't left stewing. If you can't express your anger in a controlled manner to the person who angered you, try talking to a family member, friend, counselor or another trusted person.
Think carefully before you say anything so that you don't end up saying something you'll regret.
Work with the person who angered you to identify solutions to the situation.
Use "I" statements when describing the problem to avoid criticizing or placing blame. For instance, say "I'm upset you didn't help with the housework this evening," instead of, "You should have helped with the housework." To do otherwise will likely upset the other person and escalate tensions.
Don't hold a grudge. Forgive the other person. It's unrealistic to expect everyone to behave exactly as you want.
Use humor to defuse your anger, such as imagining yourself or the other person in silly situations. Don't use sarcasm, though — it's just another form of unhealthy _expression.
Keep an anger log to identify the kinds of situations that set you off and to monitor your reactions.
You can practice many of these strategies on your own. But if your anger seems out of control, is hurting your relationships or has escalated into violence, you may benefit from seeing a psychotherapist or an anger management professional. Role playing in controlled situations, such as anger management classes, can help you practice your techniques.
KEEP AT IT!!
It may take some time and intense effort to put these tips into practice when you're facing situations that typically send you into a rage. In the heat of the moment, it can be hard to remember your coping strategies.
Here are some tips to get your anger under control :
Take a "time out." Count to 10 before reacting or leave the situation altogether.
Do something physically exerting. Physical activity can provide an outlet for your emotions, especially if you're about to erupt. Go for a walk or a run, swim, lift weights or shoot baskets, for example.
Find ways to calm and soothe yourself. Practice deep-breathing exercises, visualize a relaxing scene, or repeat a calming word or phrase to yourself, such as "take it easy." You can also listen to music, paint, journal or do yoga.
Express your anger as soon as possible so that you aren't left stewing. If you can't express your anger in a controlled manner to the person who angered you, try talking to a family member, friend, counselor or another trusted person.
Think carefully before you say anything so that you don't end up saying something you'll regret.
Work with the person who angered you to identify solutions to the situation.
Use "I" statements when describing the problem to avoid criticizing or placing blame. For instance, say "I'm upset you didn't help with the housework this evening," instead of, "You should have helped with the housework." To do otherwise will likely upset the other person and escalate tensions.
Don't hold a grudge. Forgive the other person. It's unrealistic to expect everyone to behave exactly as you want.
Use humor to defuse your anger, such as imagining yourself or the other person in silly situations. Don't use sarcasm, though — it's just another form of unhealthy _expression.
Keep an anger log to identify the kinds of situations that set you off and to monitor your reactions.
You can practice many of these strategies on your own. But if your anger seems out of control, is hurting your relationships or has escalated into violence, you may benefit from seeing a psychotherapist or an anger management professional. Role playing in controlled situations, such as anger management classes, can help you practice your techniques.
KEEP AT IT!!
It may take some time and intense effort to put these tips into practice when you're facing situations that typically send you into a rage. In the heat of the moment, it can be hard to remember your coping strategies.
Friday, March 6, 2009
Nice Sentences
1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
2.. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..
4.. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.
6.. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
8.. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.
her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
2.. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..
4.. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.
6.. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
8.. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.
Relationship between Two eyes
Do you know the relationship between two eyes..?
They blink together,
They move together,
They cry together,
They see things together and
they sleep together
BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER.. that's what is true friendship !!
But when a beautiful girl comes in front, one eye blinks and the other remains open.....
Moral of the story : Girls can break even the best friendships !!
They blink together,
They move together,
They cry together,
They see things together and
they sleep together
BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER.. that's what is true friendship !!
But when a beautiful girl comes in front, one eye blinks and the other remains open.....
Moral of the story : Girls can break even the best friendships !!
Restaurants in Sri Lanka
| Restaurant | Address | Contact Number |
| Sheherazade | Galadari Hotel, 64, Lotus Road Colombo 1 | 2 544544 |
| Chinese Dragon | 11 Milagiriya Avenue , Colombo 04 | 2 502733 |
| Flower Drum | 26 Thurstan Road , Colombo -03 | 2 574216 |
| The Great Wall | 491 Galle Road Colombo 03 | 2 508555 |
| Lattitude | Taj Samudra, 25 Galle Face Centre Road, Colombo-03 | 2 446622 |
| LOON TAO | 43/12, College Avenue , Mt Lavinia | 2 722723 |
| Peach Valley | 27 Sir Ernest De Silva Mawatha, Colombo-07 | 2 672888 |
| Flag & Whistle | 256, Sri Ramanathan Mw , Col 15 | 2 485507 |
| Union Bar & Grill | The Hilton Colombo Residence, 200 Union Place, Col 02 | 5 344644 |
| The 1864 | Galle Face Hotel, 2 Galle Road , Colombo 03 | 2541010/16 |
| Bayleaf | 79 Gregory's Road, Colombo – 07 | 2 695920 |
| Califonia Grill | Galadari Hotel, 64, Lotus Road Colombo 1 | 2 544544 |
| The Casa | Casa Colombo, 231 Galle Road, Colombo-04 | 4 520130 |
| Nihonbashi | 11, Galle Face Terrace, Colombo 03 | 2 323847 |
| Nihonbashi | Hilton Colombo Residence, Colombo 01 | 2 300642 |
| Nihonbashi | Odel, Colombo 07 | 4 718758 |
| Number 18 | 118 Cambridge Place , Colombo – 07 | 2 694000 |
| Saffron | Trans Asia, 115 Sir Chittampalam A. Gardiner Mw Col 02 | 2 491000 |
| Stix | Galadari Hotel, 64, Lotus Road Colombo 1 | 2 544544 |
| HVN | Casa Colombo, 231 Galle Road , Colombo 04 | 4 520130 |
| Macky’s | 3 19th Lane , Colombo 03 | 2 372363 |
| Sugar | 447 Colvin R de Silva Mw, Colombo 02 | 5 374444 |
| Tao | Cinnamon Grand, 77 Galle Road , Colombo 03 | 2 437437 |
| Bavarian Barn | 11 Galle Face Court 2, Colombo 03 | 2 421577 |
| Sovereign | 157 Nawala Road , Nugegoda | 2 856154 |
| HONG KONG | ||
| Orient Hong Kong | 1A Race Course Avenue , Colombo 07 | 2 699007 |
| Agra | 100/10 Independence Avenue , Colombo 07 | 4 723333 |
| Alhambra | Holiday Inn, 30 Sir Mohamed Macan Markar Mw Col. 02 | 2 422001 |
| Amaravathi | 2 Mile Post Avenue , Colombo 03 | 2 577418 |
| Amrith | 17 Dickman’s Road, Colombo 05 | 2 552833 |
| Anjappar | 32 Galle Road , Colombo 04 | 2 507007 |
| Bombay Palace | 31 Horton Place , Colombo 07 | 4 734510 |
| Curry Leaves | 68 W.A. Silva Mawatha, Colombo 06 | 2 593364 |
| Navaratna | Taj Samudra, 25 Galle Face Centre Rd, Col 03 | 2 446622 |
| Saffron | Trans Asia, 115 Sir Chittampalam A. Gardiner Mw Col 02 | 2 491000 |
| Tandoor | Ceylon Continental, 48Janadhipathi Mw , Col 1 | 2 421221 |
| The Mango Tree | 82 Dharmapala Mawatha, Col 03 | 5 379790 |
| The Peninsula | 372A Nawala Road , Rajagiriya | 2 862940 |
| INTERNATIONAL (Cafés & Coffee Houses) | ||
| Barista | 31 Horton Place , Colombo 07 | 5 365110 |
| Barista | 3rd Floor East Tower , World Trade Centre, Col 1 | 5 552928 |
| Barista | 431 Sri Jayawardanepura Mw, Rajagiriya | 5 546564 |
| Barista | 28, Stafford Avenue , Kirulapone | 2 553435 |
| Barefoot Garden | 704 Galle Road , Colombo 03 | 2 553075 |
| Beach | Berjaya Mount Royal, 39 College Avenue , Mt. Lavinia | 2 714001 |
| Brasserie | Waters Edge, 316 Etul Kotte Rd , Battaramulla | 2 863863 |
| Café 64 | Galadari, 64 Lotus Road , Colombo 01 | 2 544544 |
| Café Alfa | Pearl Hotel, 17 Baudhaloka Mw, Colombo 04 | 4 523800 |
| Café Asiana | 97 Hill Street , Dehiwala | 4 202003 |
| Café Latté | Excel World, 338 T.B. Jayah Mw, Col 10 | 5 551736 |
| Café Lavinia | 20A R.A. De Mel Mw, Colombo 04 | 2 553001 |
| Casper | 8A R.A. De Mel Mw, Colombo 04 | 2 585027 |
| Cravings | 409 R.A. De Mel Mw, Colombo 03 | 5 549734 |
| Cravings | Crescat Boulevard | 5 549734 |
| Cricket Club Café | 34 Queen’s Road, Colombo 03 | 2 501384 |
| Délifrance | Crescat Boulevard, 89 Galle Road , Col 03 | 5 553354 |
| Délifrance | 28 R.A. De Mel Mawatha, Col 04 | 2 554714 |
| Délifrance | Odel Unlimited, 5 Alexandra Place, Col 07 | 2 676860 |
| Déli Market | Level 3, East Tower , WTC, Colombo 01 | |
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